Welcome to the Threat Vector Collection, where you, yes you, become the ultimate agent of chaos. Forget viruses and malware; you're the stylish disruptor everyone should watch out for. These heavyweight tees and cozy hoodies are crafted for comfort, but more importantly, they're designed to make you the most formidable threat in any room. Made with premium materials, these pieces scream durability and wit. So gear up, embrace the irony, and strut your stuff in the Threat Vector Collection—because in a world full of threats, the real danger is you and your impeccable fashion sense.