Come Fly Away! Mug Collection
Lofty sustainability goals deflated by carbon-spewing machines? Salute eco-hypocrisy with the 'Come Fly Away!' mugs.
- Magic 11oz Mug: Watch eco-promises disappear, polluting more than green goodwill. Illusions vaporize fast.
- White 17oz Bottle: Drown cognitive dissonance with hydration when sustainability relies on fossil fuels. Out of sight, out of conscience.
- White 15oz Travel Mug: Portable mental gymnastics for reconciling environmental harm with agricultural innovation. A slippery slope indeed.
- White 11oz Color-Inside Mug: Vibrant distractions that conceal a dark underbelly of ecological damage. But ignoring reality doesn't make it disappear.
- White 15oz Ceramic Mug: Ample space to debate the tricky ethics of trading ecology for efficiency. The answers never black and white.
- White 17oz Latte Mug: The height of contradiction, but hypocrisy tastes sweet with locally roasted beans harvested via robot swarms.
- White 10oz Slim Mug: Slim comforts salve a guilty conscience. But best not to examine the platitudes too closely.
- White 12oz Enamel Mug: An armored shield defending fragile beliefs, preserving unsustainable fictions like a thick enamel coating.