While Silicon Valley hypes up its AI “agents,” here’s a reminder: you’re the original agent — inconveniently carbon-based, prone to errors, and impossible to patch. This Obsolete tee stamps you as For internal use only, a living counterpoint to the algorithmic hype. Bold, block lettering with hazard icons makes it part parody, part personnel file, and entirely human.
This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for casual wear.
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.